Here we go again then. Doesn’t feel like I was gone at all. Some six weeks since my last game and I’m finally back up and out for the beginning of the 2018/19 campaign. I’ve promised myself that this will be the season I start to take my blogs seriously again, get my thoughts out there, give me something to clog up your news feeds on social media sites. I say that now, but feel free to quote me on this in October when it’s all gone tits up and you’ve not heard a peep from me in three months.
I’m in no position to be particularly adventurous with my football at the moment, leaving me low on options to start the season. In fact, the Hampshire FA decided they weren’t going to sanction any games in June, leaving me even lower on options. There was only one option in fact. Eastleigh v Reading. No idea why they got special dispensation to play the game when other local games were moved or cancelled, but football was happening. Here we go again ladies and gents.
I made the executive decision early on that I didn’t need to wear shorts on one of the hottest days of the year, nor did I apparently require any sunscreen. I lived to regret both of those decisions as the day wore on, the sun having its way with me for hours on end. I don’t mind the heat necessarily, but I’ll take mild October evenings with a jacket over 25 degree heat every day of the week.
Eastleigh’s Silverlake Stadium home is located halfway between Southampton Airport Parkway and Eastleigh stations, some 25 minute walk from each of them respectively. I arrived at Parkway at about 11:45, and made my walk over to the ground with local hopper Harry (Twitter: @harryjhhopping) alongside me. The walk takes you through the local wooded area, which includes a mini gauge railway line. It’s always great to see the kids smiling, the mums enjoying a day out with the family, and the dads wondering where in life it was that they managed to get it so terribly wrong.
Eastleigh were founded in 1946 as Swaythling Athletic, playing much of their early history in the local leagues around the Southampton area. They became a founding member of the Wessex League during the mid 1980’s, but it’s only in the past couple of decades that they’ve risen through the leagues, holding their place in the National League (5th tier) going into the new season. They achieved promotion to what was then known as the Conference Premier at the end of the 2013/14 season, and have maintained their position in the premier division of non-league football ever since.Eastleigh’s ground really has developed over the years, and the new unit behind the goal is very smart. Housing the ticket office and club shop, it’s pretty professional. So much so, the club shop actually has automatic doors. Very swish indeed. I coughed up a fiver for my entry before making my way into the bar, meeting a couple of other groundhoppers in the process. I feared the worst as the bloke behind the bar poured my drink. Two bouncers on the doors, a marble bar and a pinny-wearing barman. I had to double check I was in the clubhouse at a non-league football club and hadn’t accidentally stumbled into the local Hilton hotel.
The game was played at no real pace, but we never expected much more than a training session. The hosts took an early lead through a deft Paul McCallum finish, breaking up a 45 minutes of football where nothing else of note actually happened. The younger, more vocal contingent of Reading’s following took to cheering every time their heroes played a successful pass, and you couldn’t really blame them. At one stage during a water break, Eastleigh keeper Graham Stack pinged a ball into the empty net, causing the visiting support to dance about in joy. I would have celebrated finishing my GCSE’s in the same way.
The second half wasn’t a great deal better, despite Leandro Bacuna striking the bottom of the post some 60 seconds before he found the equaliser. The visitors looked as though they might go on to win the training session, but for Stuart Wlliamson scrambling the ball home at the other end ten minutes later to seal a famous* victory for Southampton’s premier non-league side (*famous to somebody, somewhere, presumably).
What with the earlier kick-off time and the blazing heat, it would have been somewhat rude not to spend the afternoon journeying through a couple of the local pub gardens, so Skinner and I made sure we did exactly that. First stop was a pint in Southampton airport to kill time before the train. With the pressure on, I ended up plumping for a Becks Vier and really wish I hadn’t. Pisswasser. I did manage to forget however that we were waiting on a train and not simply hiding in a pub, so the 30 second walk back to the station platform proved to be something of a life saviour. I wasn’t having another Becks whilst waiting an hour for the next service to St Deny’s. I’d have sooner walked.
Pub two, the South Western Arms, is located basically on St Deny’s platform. Decorated inside by beer mats and other memorabilia, it’s a great place to enjoy a drink. We took shade in the garden under an umbrella, as my arms were starting to fall apart from the sun. A beer with your mates isn’t quite as enjoyable when suffering from second degree burns, or so I’ve been told anyway. The pub garden contained a fountain and a pub dog that took to roaming the local area. From that point on, conversation with Skinner was minimal, as he spent much of the time trying to play with the dog. This became a recurring event for the rest of the afternoon.
I might bleat on about being a bit skint at the moment, but the opportunity for a mini pub crawl isn’t something I’ll turn down easily. With that in mind, we headed up the road for pub number three of the afternoon: The Junction Inn. Here, we caught the end of the enthralling France v Argentina Round of 16 tie, whilst enjoying a pint of Belgian IPA each (that was actually its name, I’m not just being lazy).
It wasn’t long before we realised that the jukebox wasn’t seeing any action, and that needed amending. Of course, the first song Skinner decided needed playing wasn’t something befitting of your usual quiet, leafy village pub. He instead decided to fire up Sonne – Rammstein, leaving me wondering which of the locals was going to beat us up first for tormenting them with ‘forrun music. A mix of Maxïmo Park and Venga Boys followed, not that anybody was actually paying any attention to our repeat purchase of Belgian IPA and similarly terrible dancing in the corner.
We decided it best to soak up the rest of the days sunshine by moving the festivities outside. Here we found a spacious pub garden, full of locals enjoying some rare English sun. The bouncy castle laid out for the kids seemed only in operation when Skinner decided to launch an acrobatic back flip onto it, much to the delight of onlookers. I must say, Skinner took the applause very humbly and didn’t show off his evident gymnastic capabilities. Lot of respect for that.
When he wasn’t dicking about on children’s play equipment, Skinner spent the rest of his time chatting up other dogs in the local area. This time he even managed something of an artistic selfie, though it seemed to take a lot of belly rubs to get the dog’s consent. I don’t mean to put a downer on things, but 2018/19 is going to be something of a long haul if I have to contend with Skinner interfering with dogs on a weekly basis.
There we have it, then. Game 1 of 2018/19: Tick. Pub crawl of 2018/19: Tick. Blog 1 of 2018/19: Tick. I’m going to try and stick to chucking random musings on here for the season and we’ll see how far we get.
It was good to get back to Eastleigh again and I look forward to seeing how they get on across the course of the coming campaign. As for me, I don’t know where my next game will be, so it remains a mystery to us all.
Until next time, cheers!
Sheridan